Rattlesnake Alarm Clock

…no snooze button on that sucker!

Back when I still gave a fuck about politics, my friends used to (depending upon their own political stance) label me as either a liberal or a conservative. You, Dear Reader, can make your own decisions based on what follows.

I’m very Pro-Choice

I’m very in favor of the death penalty and I think it should be used much more often.

I’m for a national health plan

I’m very much in favor of expanding the space program

I think tobacco should be illegal and marijuana should be legal

I think a person’s sex life is nobody else’s damn business

I think gay/lesbian folks should be able to marry

I think our pollution/endangered species laws should be much much stronger

I think child molesters and rapists should be shot after their first conviction

I think churchs/religions should NOT be tax exempt

I am a big supporter of term limits

I think we need to raise the taxes on the very rich

I support the right to bear arms, but think handguns and automatic weapons should be illegal.

I think people in prison need to be put to work repairing our infrastructure

I think once a politician is convicted of a crime, he should be booted out of office, fined for half of his net worth and do a couple of years of hard time.

I think we should pass the Equal Rights Amendment.

I think that we should build more schools and fewer federal/state buiuldings

I’m in favor of a stronger military, but I think it can be done on about half the current budget

I think organic farming & ranching should be mandatory

I think we should nationalize the oil industry and then pour billions into alternative energy research.

I think farm subsidies should be eradicated.

I think we need to re-regulate the television and radio industry, with tight limits on how many stations a company can own.

I am a big supporter of Public Broadcasting and I think we need to raise their budget

I think we need at LEAST a 3 party political system

I think there should be an absolute limit on campaign spending

I think we should abolish the Electoral College

I think we owe the Native People a lot more land and money

I think human cloning should be legal

I think the embargo on Cuba should be ended

I think we need a whole lot more National Parks

I think the cost of mining/grazing/timber harvesting on public land should be much more expensive

I think we should have had a colony on the moon by now.

I think what other countries do is none of our business…unless they fuck with us, in which case we should beat them to a bloody fucking pulp and make an example of them

I think getting welfare should be much tougher

I think drunk drivers should do hard time every time they are convicted

Hmmm…I guess you get the idea by now.