The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party


…it was packed

The Doclopedia #2,333

Strange Bandanas: The Bollywood One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one

I really can’t tell the story of how I got this bandana, back in 1977, because the favor I did to get it was big and needs to remain confidential. What I can say is that this brightly colored bandana allows me to dance like I’m in an Indian musical, and when I do, everyone around me joins in, perfectly choreographed. It’s fucking amazing, folks. It’s also hella funny.

As a side power, it also let’s me eat really spicy hot Indian food without breaking a sweat, a power I use way more than the dancing.

I’m not sure if it would let me do crazy car and gun stunts, and at my age, I’m not going to try and find out. But damn, that dancing sure is fun.