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The Doclopedia #2,331
Strange Bandanas: The Leopard Print One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
You might think that this bandana would grant me leopard powers, and you’d be right, sort of.
What this bandana lets me do is climb up a tree fast, way faster than a human normally could. I also get the feeling that I could carry a dead gazelle up with me, but gazelles don’t wander through suburbia very often, and even if they did, I wouldn’t kill one. For one thing, my wife would be very upset. For another, I’m pretty sure I’d be violating hunting laws.
Still, a pretty cool and sometimes useful power to have.
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