The Lady In The Car Was Loaded In Every Sense Of The Word

…and so was her gun

DogCon 3, The Trip Home, Part 2

We are stopped for dinner (cooked on the bus) in Seligman, Arizona. By midnight, we should be in Barstow, where Joe says we have to stop for some sort of calibrations. We’ll be there an hour, then we’ll head for Bakersfield and then north on I-5 and home. We should walk in the door of stately Cross Manor around 8:45 am.

There are a whole lot of Route 66 fans here in Seligman tonight, as there often are in the summer months. They are heading east in classic 1950’s era cars and have been doing this since 1976. Classic Rock fills the air and so does the smell of BBQ.

More bloggage later.

148 thoughts on “The Lady In The Car Was Loaded In Every Sense Of The Word

  1. Corn-Fed Killers
    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!
    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.
    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!
    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.
    Spike

  2. Corn-Fed Killers
    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!
    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.
    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!
    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.
    Spike

  3. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  4. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  5. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  6. Corn-Fed Killers
    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!
    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.
    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!
    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.
    Spike

  7. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  8. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  9. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  10. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  11. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  12. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  13. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  14. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  15. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  16. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  17. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  18. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  19. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  20. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  21. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  22. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  23. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  24. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  25. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  26. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  27. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  28. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  29. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  30. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  31. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  32. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  33. Corn-Fed Killers
    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!
    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.
    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!
    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.
    Spike

  34. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  35. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  36. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  37. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  38. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  39. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  40. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  41. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  42. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  43. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  44. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  45. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  46. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  47. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  48. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  49. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  50. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  51. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  52. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  53. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  54. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  55. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  56. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  57. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  58. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  59. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  60. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  61. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  62. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  63. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  64. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  65. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  66. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  67. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  68. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  69. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  70. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  71. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  72. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  73. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

  74. Corn-Fed Killers

    Okay, we made it to the World Famous Serial Killer Museum, and Mary came out of it pretty wobbly, but in better shape than you: She remembered to buy souvenirs!

    No fridge magnets, though. She got the high-end stuff: A couple boxes of Cereal Killer and Shredded Meat cereals, and an axe-through-the-head baseball cap for Miranda. Unfortunately, the T-shirts were a no-go; maybe tie-dying could’ve improved on their blood-spatters motif, but the fake guts spilling out of them would’ve been too much for me.

    On the up side, Miranda and I had a rollicking good time at Captain Waldo’s Swine & Wine Theater. No wine for either of us, but the performance of “The Odyssey” was spectacular. The staging and casting were brilliant, from the little ship the pigs rowed across the miniature lake in the centre of the amphitheatre to the huge boar (with an eye patch) who played the Cyclops. But the crowning touch was when Odysseus’s crew were turned into pigs by Circe — and the pigs were played by human actors!

    Not high-brow serious theatre, I’ll admit, but I daresay you’re not going to find better pigs-in-costume-performing-classics theatre anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out to us, Doc.

    Spike

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