My Life In The Land Of Crazy Ladies

…many of whom I am related to

DogCon 3: Epilogue

For the third year in a row, I attempted suicide by pie at the “Post Con Cool Down Party”. I think I came closer than ever this year. Grace, Sharon & the critters also overdosed on pie and are, even as I type this, fast asleep.

We are 4 hours out of Wilted Springs and headed west. The autopilot, Data, is driving and will stop in Amarillo, where we will sleep until it’s time for breakfast at the Big Texan Steak Ranch. After that, I will drive during the day and Data will take over at night. It won’t quite be non stop, but I still estimate us being home in under 40 hours.

And now, I’m off to bed.

148 thoughts on “My Life In The Land Of Crazy Ladies

  1. What’s That Smell?
    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.
    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.
    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.
    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.
    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”
    Spike

    1. Re: What’s That Smell?
      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    2. Re: What’s That Smell?
      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    6. Re: What’s That Smell?
      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    7. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    8. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    9. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    11. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    28. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    32. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    33. Re: What’s That Smell?
      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    34. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    35. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    37. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    41. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    42. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

    43. Re: What’s That Smell?

      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

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      Oh, you hippie scalawags! It’s cool though, since nearly all of those t-shirts were either black or dark blue.

  2. What’s That Smell?
    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.
    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.
    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.
    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.
    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”
    Spike

  3. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  4. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  5. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  6. What’s That Smell?
    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.
    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.
    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.
    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.
    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”
    Spike

  7. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  8. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  9. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  10. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  11. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  12. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  13. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  14. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  15. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  16. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  17. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  18. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  19. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  20. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  21. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  22. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  23. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  24. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  25. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  26. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  27. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  28. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  29. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  30. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  31. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  32. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  33. What’s That Smell?
    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.
    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.
    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.
    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.
    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”
    Spike

  34. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  35. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  36. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  37. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  38. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  39. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  40. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  41. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  42. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  43. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  44. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  45. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  46. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  47. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  48. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  49. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  50. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  51. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  52. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  53. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  54. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  55. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  56. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  57. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  58. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  59. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  60. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  61. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  62. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  63. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  64. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  65. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  66. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  67. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  68. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  69. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  70. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  71. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  72. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  73. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

  74. What’s That Smell?

    Part of the fun of tie-dye is you don’t know exactly what you’re going to get until after you’ve finished the dying and you undo the ties. Part of the fun of tie-*bleaching* is you won’t even know what the *base* colour of your cloth will be until after your done. I mean, you start with a solid black T-shirt, thinking you’ll end up with black and white when the bleach has done it’s work, but when you take the rubber bands off you can get white, gray, orange, brown — just about anything — plus the black that didn’t get bleached. And if you start with dark brown or blue, there are even more possibilities.

    I don’t know if it’s the water in Wilted Springs, the industrial bleach the hotel buys in bulk, or the imported-from-who-knows-where cloth that the shirts are made of, but when Mary, Miranda and I snuck into Doc’s luggage while he was at a game, made off with a bunch of the souvenir T-shirts he’d bought along the roadtrip, and tie-bleached him some Jones Family Originals in the hotel laundry room (Special thanks to Tomas, the concierge, for letting us use the facilities without even making us sign a liability waiver), we weren’t expecting quite the colours we got. Heck, I can’t even *name* some of the colours we got.

    The good news is that Miranda’s becoming a deft hand at tie-dying now; her designs are pretty intricate compared to the two or three simple splashes of colour/bleach she was putting on a few years ago. I mostly finished off the designs, adding a twist here and a double-ring there (Mary calls them amoebas and paramecia) to make sure there aren’t too many wide swathes of unbleached cloth left behind, and watched to make sure that the logos weren’t obscured by the bleaching (since you don’t want to destroy the souvenir value of the shirts), plus the delicate job of the bleaching itself. Mary mainly acted as a lookout and nixed ideas like the nipple-ring motif that was brought up at one point.

    And after a quick rinse and dry, I got to apply the finishing touch. On a couple shirts the bleaching results were simple black and white — too plain for Joneses. Not having our regular dyes with us, I used the next best thing: coffee. A pot of extra-dark from Tomas, a lot of soaking so the “stains” would really set in, and now not only are there some black-white-and-brown shirts, but they smell terrific. The smell will fade after a couple washes, and the extra colour sometime after that, but oh well.

    Back up to the hotel room, we snuck the shirts back into the luggage, and we Joneses will be safely on our way back home before Doc discovers our “sabotage.”

    Spike

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