…because he’s a mean bastard
The Doclopedia #3,144
Things You Should Not Do: Trust The Blonde
“I tell ya, Pete, that dame is poison. Rudy, Jack, Mel and I had a sweet thing going, hijackin’ trucks and sellin’ the goods down south. We were rakin’ in the dough. Could barely keep up with demand. Then Jack starts datin’ this hot blonde. At first, we were okay with it, because, you know, a guy needs some company. But then he gets to spending big on her and sayin’ how we need to increase our efforts. That blonde was bleedin’ him dry.
Then she decides to rat us out to the cops, so as to get that big reward. They got Jack and Mel on Monday, then Rudy on Wednesday. I barely got away from them today. Now I’ve gotta head out west and hide out. So give me another beer for the road. And if you see that blonde bitch, don’t trust her.”
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