……co-starring her second cousin, Yuri Wamplesquat
The Doclopedia #3,147
Things You Should Not Do: Go To Kingville
“Look, pardner, you can go ahead into Kingville if you want, but odds are good that you’ll end up shot, in jail, or dead. Maybe all three. That town is full of killer outlaws and other damned owlhoots. The sheriff and the mayor are crooked as a dog’s hind leg and if anyone thinks you are on the side of the law or have more than a nickel on you, you’re dead meat.
Look, just ride with us up to Grangeville, then on west. It’s a nice decent little town and the don’t water down the beer and try to kill you.”