Fun With Things That Squish

…not eyeballs, Dorothy

The Doclopedia #3,146

Things You Should Not Do: Piss Off Big Billy

From a plaque located in Hill Giant canyon.

It was on 15 Cloud, 1698, that Ivig Griteater stood on this very spot and told Big Billy, the Greater Hill Giant, to “fucking piss off, you ugly whorespawn”. Moments later, Ivig became the large red stain you see on the rock face 90 feet up on your right.