There’s A New Marshal In Town

…and you can call him MISTER Obama

Holy shit, there were a LOT of people in Washington! They made Woodstock look like a small church picnic!

Great speech from Mr. O. Go kick some ass and take some names, Mr. President!

Now I want to see footage of Bush getting on the plane and leaving. I shall tape it to watch over and over, giggling all the while. Adios, you miserable son of a bitch.

And that motherfucker Cheney in a wheelchair? Comedy gold! I hope he never gets out of it again.

Now, for fuck’s sake, what kind of dog are the Obamas getting? The suspense is killing me!

8 thoughts on “There’s A New Marshal In Town

    1. No, I was not at Woodstock, although some friends and I wracked our brains to figure out a plan. Unfortunately, I was only 15.5 years old and I getting away to something for two weeks without my parents knowing or approving wass beyond my abilities.
      Jesus H. Christ, Lori, I’m almost exactly 15 years, 7 months older than you (1/29/54)! Now I’m feeling old:)

      1. The two remaining candidate breeds are a Labradoodle and a “Portuguese Water dog”… which is basically a poodle.
        Newsweek quotes Obama as saying that picking a dog “has been tougher than finding a commerce secretary.”

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