…with a triumphant laugh, no doubt
Subjectivity 2008: Part 1
Presented with minimal commentary because I’m so late posting it.
Mostly Purple Patty
I decided not to continue with Mostly Purple Patty in 2009, but I must admit I really enjoyed doing these over the last few years.
The Very Fast Paced, Yet Still Quite Richly Detailed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Devil
The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs
The Incredibly Strange, Yet Somehow Comforting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Green Zebra
The Humorously Pornographic, Yet Stylish, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Humongous Burp
The Singularly Odd, Yet Not Wholly Unexpected, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dog Revolution
The Really Scary, Yet Sweetly Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Undead Howler Monkey
The Eerily Haunting, Yet Laugh Out Loud Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Crazy Cow
The Sweetly Terrifying Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Toilet Seat
The Rather Scandalous Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Old Man Who Lived In A Tree
The Eerily Self-Referential Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Mostly Purple Patty Story
The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk
The Totally Crazy, Yet Morally Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Angus The Dancing Ox
The Chapters
I don’t know who wrote this thrilling tale of swashbuckling adventure, but it sure is a long story
Chapter 4: In Which Our Hero Saves A Virgin, Climbs The Stairway To Heaven And Battles The Evil Duke
Chapter 8: In Which Our Hero, Freed Of His Bondage To The Mad King, Sets Forth To Join The Navy
Chapter 17: In Which Our Hero Unleashes A Stampede Of Pigs In Order To Rescue The Queen
Chapter 31: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat
Chapter 55: In Which Our Hero Tricks The Evil Duke Into Crossdressing, Then Runs Off With Mary
Chapter 64: In Which Our Hero, Now King Of The Ninja Pirates, Sets Out To Annoy The French
Chapter 88: In Which Our Hero Is Forced To Marry A Cow , Little Suzy Goes Insane And Ed Eats An Eel
Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy
Chapter 143: In Which Our Hero, Newly Knighted, Seeks The Counsel Of Wizards And Eats A Peach Tart
Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas
Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
Doc/Doctor Tempest
Someday, I’ll finish the entire 150 year run of the Doc Tempest Adventure Titles. I think I have about 110 years to go.
The Incredible Adventure Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Cat Creature
The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Rocky Mountain Monster
The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The Land Of The Cat Women
The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Army Of Steam Giants
The Spectacular Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Volcano Master
Doc Tempest And The Green Fire Death
Doc Tempest VS The Killer In Yellow
Doc Tempest And The Killing Mist
Doc Tempest And The Monster On The Moon
Doc Tempest And The Murder Machine
Doc Tempest And The Time Lord
Doc Tempest VS The Robotic Dinosaurs Of Doctor Loveless
Doc Tempest VS The Batman
Doc Tempest: The Moscow Monstrosity
Doc Tempest: Terror Of The Shadow Man
Things To Know
It’s amazing how many important things most people don’t know.
The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt
The 47 Things You Should Never Touch With Your Tongue
The 6 Things You Should Never Say To A Crazed Eskimo
The 163 Things You Should Know Before Having Sex On The Beach
The 10 Things You Can Do With A Bag Full Of Snakes
The 26 Things You Should Do Before Wrestling An Elk
The 15 Things You Must Never Say To A Pissed Off Woman
The 9 Things You Never Want To Say To A Rabid Mink
The 3 Things You Just Can’t Teach A Duck
The Winkerdog
Unlike Daisy, but very much like Roscoe, our girl Winker tends to inspire subject lines with her habits and antics.
Who Watches The Winkerdog?
Never Turn Your Back On A Wet Winkerdog
The Winkerdog VS The Evil Blanket
The Dog Who Thought She Was A Lap Warmer
The First Church Of The Winkerdog
Real Life
Sometimes, real life does pop up in my subject lines.
Goodbye, Mr. Gygax
The Saga Of Doc: In Which Shit Most Certainly Happens
Goodbye, George Carlin
Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch
Driving A Stake Through The Heart Of Reaganomics
Congratulations, Mr. Obama
Hello, Mr. Shit. Have You Met Mr. Fan?
Fuck You, 2008
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