Pink Pigeon Parade

…with dancing ducks

Ok, for all but one of my regular readers (or even irregular readers), this post will make no sense. For one person tho, it will. See, a friend has found themselves in a situation where sending or receiving email is…not advisable. Additionally, they are (or will be soon) arriving in a foreign land for an extended stay. Thus, the following…

First off, cheer up. All told, you are in good shape all the way around and young to boot. This problem will sort itself out faster than you think. We have top people working on it.

That said, you might as well either dig in where you are or travel about for a couple of years or more. I would advise seeing Australia, since you are close. I’ll get an address or two to you. You might also check out that place we used to talk about, but go only during the fall or winter. Spring and summer are miserable.

I’ll send you a couple of books to read, along with a helpful letter. All through our blonde friend in The City, of course.

Remember the bit from Watership Down? “All the world is your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies, and if they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, and that will not be easy.” (cut short to remove rabbit only stuff)

Don’t forget that you are a free range human and they are merely citizens, kid. You’ll win in the end.