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The Doclopedia #172

The Infinite Doc: Doc, Hollywood Heartthrob

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On Earth 99, Doc Cross is a big time movie star and masturbatory fantasy for millions of straight women and gay men. He is tall, well built and a totally hot mix of boyishly charming and ruggedly handsome. Also, he’s well hung and rich. He has had affairs with dozens of women and fathered at least 9 children. He’s so sexy that when he was chosen to be the first American to play James Bond in the movies, hundreds of thousands of women worldwide called in sick to work so they could watch the press conference on tv.