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The Doclopedia #3,546
Skills I Picked Up: Combat Driving
(Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.)
WOOHOO! That was some wild ride, eh? You okay there, Winks? How about you two in the back seat? Good, good.
I learned all of my driving skills at the Department of Defense Combat Driving School down in Texas when I was selected for Mil-Int training. They have a big facility, with fake highways, small towns, a section of city streets, that sort of thing. They also took us up to Colorado for training on mountain roads.
We drove everything from jeeps to sports cars to trucks. Oh yeah, motorcycles, too. You would have loved that part, Winks. They had some sweet dirt bikes and great big cruisers. Some of the chases we did were pretty hairy. Weaving through oncoming traffic and stuff.
Anyway, I finished that training, then got banged up in a helicopter crash and they discharged me. Just as well, because driving for rich guys and delivering their important shit is way more profitable.
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