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The Doclopedia #1,957
State Secrets: South Dakota – Big Bird Of The
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In one of the SXU’s greatest disinformation campaigns has been to convince people that a 3,000 acre ranch in South Dakota is growing experimental food crops when actually most of it surrounds the 300 acre territory of a bioengeneered prehistoric bird.
The bird in question is a member of the genus Titanus and used to roam the Americas up until 2 million years ago. This one, whose name is Tim, stands just about 9 feet tall and weighs 370 pounds. He’s carnivorous and dines on anything he can catch, which in his case is mostly wild hogs. Tim can run for up to 15 minutes at 40 miles an hour and hit 50 for up to 3 minutes. He is also a skilled ambush hunter.
During the cold winter months, Tim lives inside a very large heated barn. He is 5 years old and in the summer of 2020 is due to get a mate.
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The Doclopedia #1,958
State Secrets: Tennessee – The Tennessee Studfinder
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This is one of the newest State Secrets and is near the top of the SXU “Must Solve” list.
There is a young man frequenting various gay gathering spots in Tennessee. His exact appearance seems to vary, but every man that has encountered him agrees that he is around 21 years old and very good looking. He has a very fit looking physique. He is also the greatest sexual partner and of his victims has ever had.
But there is a big catch to sexing it up with him.
Within 12 hours of having sex with him, all of his victims start to suffer sexual dysfunction. Impotence, premature ejaculation, lack of orgasm and other symptoms have been reported. These last for anywhere from 1 to 3 years. Often, they lead to depression and other problems. On top of all that, even after they recover fully, sex with other partners is never as good as it was with him.
The “Studfinder” got his nickname because he seeks out the most well known and egotistical men in the area to visit his attentions on. Word is getting around about him, which is making gay men in Tennessee more than a bit paranoid.
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