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State Secrets: Rhode Island – The Red Kitty
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In our smallest state, there is a roughly 25 pound red American Shorthair cat that kills and eats most of a human being every 5 years.
The cat is very fast and a lot stronger than it looks. It may have a venomous bite, if the three living witnesses are to be believed. Whatever it is, it’s not a normal cat.
The “Red Kitty” has been around for a long time, at least since 1750. For a long time, it was just thought to be a feral cat that had found a dead body. Then, In 1875, a woman saw it leap from a tree and bite a man, who then went into spasms and fell to the ground. The woman rushed toward him to offer aid, but then backed off when the cat began growling. By the time she got back to town and got some people to come help the man, his body and the cat were gone. There was plenty of blood, but the body had been dragged away. It was found three days later, over two miles away. About half of the flesh and several internal organs were missing.
Two more witnesses, in 1925 and 2005, saw the cat kill, but again, it drug the body away.
The Red Kitty eats just one human, usually male, every 5 years. The SXU has no reports of it being sighted in between feeding years..
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The Doclopedia #1,956
State Secrets: South Carolina – Children At Play
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There is an urban legend about Black Eyed Children, strange evil creatures that try to get into your house or car to do you harm. These children are very similar to that, except they look totally normal and just want to steal from you.
Now, there are children like that in pretty much every big city in the world, but those kids don’t steal things and then vanish. Actually, these playful kids don’t vanish either. They just run away really fast. How fast? Fast like on the Flash television series.
We know this because they were once accidentally filmed by an experimental high speed camera. Estimates are that they ran away at about 500 miles an hour, but created no wind or kicked up any dust. Nobody can explain this.
The children, who can number from 5 to 12 and all appear to be around 8 or 9 years old, are a mixed ethnicity bunch. They can be any proportion of male or female. Sometimes, they even have a dog or two with them. The dogs move just as fast as they do.
The children have appeared all over South Carolina and the government of the state keeps a tight lid on things. The SXU is active in the state trying to find these children.
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