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The Doclopedia #1,953
State Secrets: Oregon – Our Big Beaver
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This one is short and sweet, folks. There is a 1,200 pound beaver living in Oregon. Considering that normal beavers weigh around 55-70 pounds, you can imagine how big this one is.
The Big Beaver does not seem to behave like beavers are supposed to. It doesn’t build dams and it has been seen miles away from the nearest body of water. It does seem to eat the bark of trees, leaves, etc, but it has also been known to eat bales of hay and, sometimes, fish.
Despite being as big as it is, it stays well hidden and few people have actually seen it.
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The Doclopedia #1,954
State Secrets: Pennsylvania – The Philly Phantom
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Another short entry here folks, because on the Weird Shit Scale, this rates very high.
The Philly Phantom is NOT the ghost of a person or animal. It’s probably not a ghost at all. The FBI Special X Unit has no idea what the hell it really is, but they know what it looks and smells like.
It’s an extra large Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich.
No, we are not lying. It appears as a big, hot, delicious smelling sandwich. Only one person at a time ever sees or smells it and they cannot resist going after it. Doesn’t matter if they’ve just eaten or are doing something important, they at the very least stop and stare at it. But when they go to pick it up, it’s gone.
It only appears in Philadelphia, but can appear at any hour.
Fun Fact: Every person who actually reported encountering it was kept from being hurt or killed in some way by the delay heading for the sandwich caused.
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