Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs

…his temple was made of cream puffs

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The Doclopedia #1,951

State Secrets: Ohio – The Night Dog

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Interstate 71 runs across Ohio from Cleveland to Columbus to Cincinnati. It’s a major roadway. It’s also where the Night Dog lives.

The Night Dog has been roaming up and down I-71 since at least the early 1980s. He or she, because the sex changes, is always a large breed dog, often looking like a German Shepherd or Labrador mix

When something bad happens at night along the freeway, the Night Dog often shows up to help until the authorities or other help arrive. It has helped accident victims, lost children, kidnap victims and even cops on the losing end of a gun battle.

The Night Dog has never been seen running from place to place, bit it travels fast somehow. It was once sighted right near Cleveland at a multi car accident, then less than an hour later was south of Columbus causing a crazed husband to run off the road into a mud hole, allowing his wife to flee in the car he was following.

The SXU finds the Night Dog frustrating to study, since it cannot be photographed or tracked in any way.

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The Doclopedia #1,952

State Secrets: Oklahoma – Oil Be Back

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The oil industry in Oklahoma (and many other states) has been fucking over Native People since the 19th century. They paid them pennies for the drilling rights on their land, when they paid at all. They left land polluted and ruined. Some Native People died from this. One decided to come back and get some revenge.

The State of Oklahoma, the Federal Government and the oil industry all cover up the fact that a human figure covered in crude oil sludge kills an average of 4 oil industry workers a year. All attempts to destroy or capture the creature have failed. The “Oil Creature” has even appeared in the parking garage of a large oil drilling company where it killed an executive.

This creature is on the SXU Top Ten List for capture or destruction.