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The Doclopedia #1,959
State Secrets: Texas – Extraño
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Out in the west and southwest of Texas, where towns are few and the ass end of nowhere is all around, travelers have been known to come upon the small town of Extraño. It appears to be a town like many other tiny Texas towns: gas station, store, a couple of other buildings and a few houses. Pretty ordinary looking, really.
But Extraño means “strange” in English and this town is that.
Nobody who stops in the town stays for too long because they start getting a creepy vibe. First of all, nothing in the town is modern. From the cars to the products/prices in the store, everything looks like it might have 50 or 60 years ago.
Then there are the people. If you’re lucky, you might see a dozen total. They will be predominantly Hispanic, but they be a few dusty old white folks. Everyone smiles constantly and they don’t say very much. In fact, the whole town is eerily quiet. You won’t see any children or animals, either. Nobody is under 40.
Then there’s what happens in the store. You’ll feel compelled to buy more than you want to, maybe a lot more. Then, when you get a few miles away from town, you’ll find everything is old and dried up. If you bought food, it has pretty much turned to dust.
As you might expect, you can’t turn around and find Extraño again. But then, you probably left in a hurry and don’t want to.
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The Doclopedia #1,960
State Secrets: Utah – Mormons In The Moonlight
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This is a short one, folks. There are 22 members of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints who are werewolves. The SXU has no idea who they are, but they gather together once a month in the Utah mountains to transform and run as a pack when the full moon rises.
They have apparently not attacked and humans, but have attacked cattle, sheep, deer and elk. They also appear to have rampant sex in wolf form.
The SXU continues it’s investigation.