The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole

…from the August 1890 issue.

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The Doclopedia #1,963

State Secrets: Washington – Party House

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Another benevolent, or at least not evil, bit of strangeness can be found in Washington, generally in the Seattle area, but really, in any decent sized town. It’s a party house.

The house is any high school or college students party dream. It has a huge living room, a huge den, 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms and a very large backyard with a pool and fire pit. The kitchen is full of food and booze. The sound system is great.

The house is always located on the edge of town, or at least a good bit away from other houses. The party usually starts on a Saturday night around 8 and goes on until just before sunrise. The cops never show up. There are never any fights or other bad events. Nobody ever gets hurt or pregnant. It is, in short, the perfect big loud teenage party.

People who attend the party, and that can number up to 200, always wake up at home with no hangover and no real memory of how they got home. If anybody goes back to the house, the either find no house or a completely different one. Oddly, very few people do this and they all forget about in after an hour or two.

So far, the SXU and the Washington State Police have only learned that people get invited to the house by folks their age that they have never met, usually on the day of the party. Descriptions of the inviters run the gamut of racial and sexual lines.

Note: Never once has anyone ever complained about a wild loud party matching this one and nobody has ever seen a party at whatever location it happened at.

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The Doclopedia #1,964

State Secrets: West Virginia – Hill Billie

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A short one here. There is a very pretty girl, apparent age 16 or so, who wanders the very rural areas of West Virginia. If asked, she will give her name as “Billie”. If a man or men should try anything untoward with her, she beats them to a pulp, leaving them paralyzed and unable to ever again harm a woman.

 

Billie has been doing this since before the Civil War.