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The Doclopedia #2,057
New Breeds Of Dog: Skunk Dog
You might think that if somebody was going to create a breed of pet that looked like a skunk, they would use cats to do it. You’d be wrong.
The Skunk Dog was created using several breeds of toy and miniature dog. The result is a small dog who looks very much like a skunk until you get pretty close. They evenhave the waddling gait of a skunk.
These little dogs are very friendly and loving. They are also quite healthy overall. They do not smell anything like a skunk.
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The Doclopedia #2,058
New Breeds Of Cat: Canary Cat
Canary Cats are not yellow, although they are a pale shade of orange. They can’t fly, either. But what they can do is make a sort of melodic trilling purr that sounds very much like a canary singing. They do it when they are contented or sometimes when they are bored. With treat reinforcement, they learn to do it on command.
These cats are very roly poly in shape, but not actually fat. They have longer than average ears and big round eyes. Half of them are born with bob tails.
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