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The Doclopedia #2,061
Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Holy Breakfast Of Redemption For Self-Abusers
What You Will Require
Half a pound of falgonberries, picked by a virgin no later that 6 hours ago.
The milk from a Sacred Goat of Plont, chilled.
A small plain cake that you must bake yourself, you filthy lust filled sinner!
Preparation
While a Priest of Plont recites your confessions as a self abuser, you must put the berries on the cake, then pour the milk over it all.
As you eat the breakfast, a series of beautiful young people of both sexes will sing the Forbidden Song to you, filling your loins with lust, YOU MUST RESIST AND EAT FASTER!
When you are done, you must bathe in rooz urine, then recite the Prayer of Pure Thoughts for 1 hour.
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The Doclopedia #2,062
Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Healthful Snack For Experienced Exorcists
What You Will Require
A mountain grown Isk carrot
A large glass of pure water from Mount Laha
Preparation
Wash the carrot…eat it…drink the water
Proceed to your next exorcism.
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