Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip

...NOT a Ray Dennis Steckler movie . Become a Patron! You are getting sleepy...sleepy! . The Doclopedia #2,013 Dragons I Have Known: Zang . Zang was a power hungry Purple Dragon with a knack for politics, both dragon politics and human politics. He loved the intrigues, the lying, the backstabbing and the wheeling & dealing … Continue reading Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip →

Spooky Flowers

...very scary . Become a Patron! You may never get the chance again! . The Doclopedia #2,011 Dragons I Have Known: Saphina . Saphina was a cute little Pink Dragon, barely 20 feet long and gracefully built. He wings looked very much like stained glass. She was funny and smart and very sweet natured. Saphina's … Continue reading Spooky Flowers →

A Kookaburra On The Chandelier

...and he's laughing at us . Become a Patron! And live the adventure! . The Doclopedia #2,009 Dragons I Have Known: Rafael . For an adult Red Dragon, Rafael was pretty clueless about quite a few things. For example, he never did figure out why various groups of humanoids would want to steal his hoard … Continue reading A Kookaburra On The Chandelier →

All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint

...sprinting newts! . Become a Patron! After you wash your hands! . The Doclopedia #2,007 Dragons I Have Known: Larry . First of all, I just want to say that, as Green Dragons go, Larry was very nice. Had excellent teeth and kepy a very clean lair. Liked to sing show tunes. Sadly, Larry had … Continue reading All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint →

The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves

...they've had enough . Become a Patron! And make your dog proud! . The Doclopedia # 2,005 Dangerous Inventions: Miss Hong's Mechanical Horse . When the Emperor told Miss Hong, the most skilled of his inventors, to build him a mechanical horse, she replied that his horse would be grand beyond imagination, swift as the … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves →

The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs

...co-starring her pet bear, Susie . The Doclopedia # 2,003 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Kolnov's Ray Gun . In 1893, Doctor Sergei Kolnov, professor of Physics at the University of Chicago, decided to test his “Disintegrating Ray Gun”. The test would take place in a 100 foot long cinder-block bunker covered by 18 inches of packed … Continue reading The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs →