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The Doclopedia #2,009
Dragons I Have Known: Rafael
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For an adult Red Dragon, Rafael was pretty clueless about quite a few things. For example, he never did figure out why various groups of humanoids would want to steal his hoard or kill him. Likewise, he never saw the need to live in caves or dungeons or out of the way places, instead choosing to live in a large forest about 100 miles from a big city.
Raf was just as dumb about the dangers and delights of Dragon Mating Season. Oddly, this endeared him to many female dragons, so he usually got lucky 3-5 times per season.
So yeah, Rafael was not the most clued in dragon. On the other hand, he did keep a very clean lair and was quite protective of small animals.
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The Doclopedia #2,010
Dragons I Have Known: Lars
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Lars was, and still may be, one of the biggest assholes in all of dragonkind. I’m not kidding here, folks, he was a dick. Other dragons hated it when he would come around bragging about how he’d defeated this enemy or found that treasure or destroyed that human town.
The fact that every town he destroyed just added to the number of humanoids hating and hunting dragons was lost on him. He almost dared other dragons to challenge him when he’d talk about how he’s stolen a hoard. He gave a bad name to all other Blue Dragons.
The last I heard of him, an ancient White Dragon had kicked his ass over something and he went off to live where nobody knew him.