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The Doclopedia #2,007
Dragons I Have Known: Larry
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First of all, I just want to say that, as Green Dragons go, Larry was very nice. Had excellent teeth and kepy a very clean lair. Liked to sing show tunes.
Sadly, Larry had a very small hoard of gold, jewels and other valuables. This is because his impulsiveness and general obsessiveness Caused him to constantly start new collections of things, often of a geeky nature. Larry might not have a big pile of gold to lay on, but he has 350 Hot Wheels cars and a complete run of Sensational She Hulk comics.
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The Doclopedia #2,008
Dragons I Have Known: Yolanda
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Yellow Dragons are well known to be fascinated by humanoid behavior, which probably explains Yolanda’s excessive drinking. She is in the bag most days before noon. You might expect that an 8 ton dragon would need hundreds of gallons of ale to get drunk, but in fact, it only took 30 or 40 gallons of wine. Yolanda was a lightweight.
Fortunately for the humans and elves that make her wine, Yolanda is a very mellow and happy drunk. She gets ripped, sings a few songs, giggles a lot, then falls asleep. Even better, she never has a hangover.
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