…I mean, how could they afford it?
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The Doclopedia #2,065
Ask Me About My…: Tooning Fork
Simply put, a tooning fork turns an ordinary thing, living or not, into a toonis version of itself. Personally, I think it’s funny as hell, but certain people in my family with whom I sleep and took a marriage vow, do not. For that reason, it stays locked in a drawer on the Bus.
By the way, I got the tooning fork from Daffy Duck over on ToonEarth 981-Z. It cost me 20 bucks.
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The Doclopedia #2,066
Ask Me About My…: Dangerous Childhood Stunts
Oh, let’s just list a few, shall we?
Rode down a hill on an ancient hay wagon that self destructed.
Rolled down the very same hill inside a big truck tire with two of my friends. I have never since been as dizzy or sick to my stomach.
Rode various crappy old bikes on dangerous pothole filled roads, often downhill at great speed.
Climbed up rocky outcroppings in an area that was thick with rattlesnakes.
Launched a friend around 200 feet into the air in a giant kite.
Attempted to build a submarine in a large pond. Fortunately, we never finished it.
Rode a zipline that started on one side of our house at about 50 feet high, went all the wau over the house, across our driveway and big front yard and ended about 5 feet off the ground under an oak tree. MY DAD & UNCLE BUILT IT FOR US KIDS! They also took it down quickly after my aunt & mom came home from town and saw a kid fly over the driveway they had just driven into.
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