The Juney Tuney Moony Looney Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How She Stopped A Bank Robbery

...co-starring her pet newt, Griselda . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,067 Ask Me About My...: Purple Time Pants They were invented on Earth 207-G by some wackjob. Yes, they are purple, and yes, they will transport you back in time. 38 minutes back in time, assuming that don't electrocute you or burst into … Continue reading The Juney Tuney Moony Looney Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How She Stopped A Bank Robbery →

Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted

...I mean, how could they afford it? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,065 Ask Me About My...: Tooning Fork Simply put, a tooning fork turns an ordinary thing, living or not, into a toonis version of itself. Personally, I think it's funny as hell, but certain people in my family with whom I … Continue reading Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted →

I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI

...so fuck you, crows! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,063 Ask Me About My...: Favorite Chronological Anomaly Since we are talking about an anomaly in historical chronology, not a spacio-temporal anomaly, my favorite is probably is the one on Earth 2-D where radio was discovered in 1875 instead of 1886 and Marconi building … Continue reading I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI →