…which, of course, you can’t handle
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The Doclopedia #2,039
Strange Bandanas: The Orange Jose Cuervo One
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I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
No, this bandana confers no tequila related powers to me, nor does it improve my ability to speak spanish. What it dies do is keep me warm in temperatures as low as 40 degrees, Farenheit. Pretty useful, I think you’ll agree, although the effect is only good for about an hour, then the bandana needs to recharge for about 4 hours.
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The Doclopedia #2,040
Strange Bandanas: The Solid Yellow One
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I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
I got this bandana in 1981 from a street vendor in Vladivostok after I had helped her son hide from a KGB agent and a trained attack goat. (long story)
This bandana is friendly enough, but only speaks Russian. I have taught it a few words in English, but it’s accent is very thick. It is not a big fan of me wearing it, but will tolerate things for a few hours. It has no really special powers, but it can sing Russian folk songs in a fine baritone. It enjoys a shot of vodka now and again, too.
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