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The Doclopedia #2,049

New Breeds Of Dog: Psychic Bassadoodle

As the name implies, these dogs are half basset hound, half poodle and possess psychic powers.

In overall looks, these dogs have slightly lighter bodies with longer legs than an ordinary basset. Aside from that, and the longer softer and curly coat, they look very much like a basset. Their coats can be any color from white to black to bicolor and tricolor. They are smart dogs, but very laid back and friendly.

Their psychic power means that they will know things are going to happen a few minutes before they actually do. Bath day? Your Bassadoodle may go into hiding before you even mention it. A day at the dog park? They may be waiting by the door 10 minutes before you are ready. Is the dog barking at the door for no reason? Somebody is going to knock in a few minutes.

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The Doclopedia #2,050

New Breeds Of Cat: French Water Cat

Yes, folks, like their distant cousin the tiger, these cats love the water. Frenchie’s will swim in almost anything, so keep your aquarium and toilets covered. You should also expect then to join you in the tub or shower if the water is not too hot.

This is a medium sized breed with large webbed feet. Their short coat is very waterproof thanks to the oils their skin produces. They come in black, brown and gray. When not swimming or messing around in water, they are relaxed and rather lazy.

If you adopt a French Water Cat, you should buy at lease a small child’s wading pool. If you also happen to have a Labrador Retriever, get a bigger pool because the cat and dog will soon be swimming buddies.