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The Doclopedia #3,371

Assorted Rumors: About The King

1: Rumor has it the king can cast spells on his enemies, which is why we have had 50 years of peace.

2: I heard that when he turns 60, he’s going to pass the crown to Princess Carina and then he and the Queen are going to go live on a farm out in thr country.

3: He’s…you know…not a guy who likes the ladies. He just married the Queen to make things look normal.

4: I tell you, he’s a werewolf. I heard it from a guy whose cousin knows a palace guard.

5: They say he has a huge steel automaton stored somewhere in case another country attacks us. It’s 60 feet tall and can shoot fire out of its mouth.

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