…and he wants to give the naughty kids something
The Doclopedia #2,442
Assorted Rumors: From The Break Room At GenetoTech
1: How about those new clone tanks they just got in? You could put four elephants in that larges one. You thinking what I’m thinking? Dinosaurs, right? I mean, Frank from over in Cataloging says we don’t have any complete dino DNA, but you’d expect them to say that, right?
2: So, anyway, Jillian over in Consumer Testing told me that they’re testing a new type of peach that has very effective birth control aspects. As in, you eat one a day for a week and you’re set up for a whole month. And get this: they work on guys, too! Sharma said they aren’t the tastiest peaches, but fuck that, I’m up for birth control Steve and I can both use.
3: You didn’t hear this from me, but word is, the kids they were testing over in Special Division got out last night and they haven’t found them yet. Nope, don’t know how they escaped, but I did hear the phrase “unexpected early puberty event”. Nope, I have no idea what that means, but I do know there’s a big fucking hole in the Special Division wall over by parking lot 4 and now the area is off limits.
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