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The Doclopedia #3,365

Assorted Rumors: About George

1: George is a spy for a foreign country, probably France.

2: He often invites women to his house for “lasagna dinners”, but we know what that really means.

3: He’s worth, like, $700,000.00 or so. He just drive an old beater to avoid suspicion.

4: His dog is an alien.

5: He either has two belly buttons or a really big penis. Not sure which.

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