…so get ready!
The Doclopedia #3,365
Assorted Rumors: About George
1: George is a spy for a foreign country, probably France.
2: He often invites women to his house for “lasagna dinners”, but we know what that really means.
3: He’s worth, like, $700,000.00 or so. He just drive an old beater to avoid suspicion.
4: His dog is an alien.
5: He either has two belly buttons or a really big penis. Not sure which.
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