Shifty Moles Threatened My Pigeons

…then the fight was on

The Doclopedia #3,366

Assorted Rumors: About The Old Mall

1: It’s gonna be turned into apartments and an indoor dog park.

2: A serial killer lives in it and the cops are too scared to go after him.

3: They’re gonna tear it down and build a new one.

4: It’s haunted. No, really. My cousin Albert knew a guy who saw ghosts there twice.

5: There’s a whole lot of money hidden in there somewhere. The guys who stole it died a couple of days after they hid it.

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