…a stash of cupcakes
The Doclopedia #2,446
Assorted Rumors: From The Watering Hole
1: I’m just saying, that young male that’s been coming around the bush looks pretty damned good to me. I’m not saying I’d leave the pride for him, but I’ve seen a couple of daughters looking his way. Oh, Kinai, don’t act all scandalized. That’s how you ended up with Hamaka.
2: I gotta tell you, Hoola, that Akwan is going to be trouble. He’s already trying to stir up shit with that “there are 100 of us and 7 lions” stuff. The young crowd in the herd is liable to do something stupid.
3: Psst, Joe. I got info that more of those human tourists are coming through today. You know what that means, right? Heaps of those biscuit things and some fruit. So, since we know that most of the older baboons are gonna be waiting for them here, I say we go up the trail to that big termite mound and get some early goodies. Yeah, we can bring Cindy and Gina. Humans like watching us mate, so they’ll throw extra goodies.