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Places I Can’t Go To Anymore: Aunt Olga’s House

6 year old me…Aunt Olga was moderately crazy…enormous collection of creepy little dolls…4 vicious and possibly psychopathic chihuahuas…my family and my Uncle Ed’s family goes to visit…twin cousins Hank & Frank were hyper 4 year olds…goddamn chihuahuas started trying to attack me…running…everyone yelling at dogs and me…Hank & Frank go nuts…my aunt’s huge cat attacks the dogs…dogs and cat start knocking dolls off shelves…Aunt Olga loses her shit…H&F run outside, but run back in pursued by 3 of Olga’s mean fucking geese…I exit the house for our car, followed closely by my siblings and parents…we leave…still can’t go to Aunt Olga’s, not that I’d want to.

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