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The Doclopedia #3,361
Rare Potion Ingredients: The Tears Of A Vampire
So, yeah, the Church has this order of priests and nuns that go kill “unholy creatures”, mostly very minor demons, ghouls, and the odd werewolf or vampire. But they need all sorts of potions and shit to do it, so they have a big want list they post on secret Vatican owned websites.
When we see the add wanting vampire tears at $500 per tear, we knew we were in the chips. See,a couple of years ago, our friend Terri got turned by some vampire lord who got staked by Church Hunters a week later. Mostly because Terri outed him, but yeah. So we’ve been bringing Terri scumbags to drink from. You know, pedophiles, bad cops, etcetera. She’s doing okay so far.
But we found out that a whiff or two of garlic can make a vampire wheeze and cry, so we had Terri cry up about $50,000.00 that first time, then 20 grand or so every couple of weeks since then. I tell ya, it’s a goldmine.
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