Yellow Eyes In A Dark Room

…just jump through the window and run


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The Doclopedia #2,399

Warning Labels: The Elixir Of The Ancients

Note: All of the following was written in the runic script of the ancient Ivardian Empire, which collapsed 3,000 years ago. Nobody alive today has even seen it, let alone understand it.

You hold in your hands the Elixir of the Ancients. Since you have made it to this depth of the Temple of Almighty Terror, you must be one of the 10 God Kings of Dizoroth. As such, you may drink this without fear of any of these terrible effects…

Melting of the internal organs
Transmutation into lead
Becoming a physical vessel for Dord the Soul Eater
Reduction of intellect to that of a clam

Bursting into the Flames of Hunvelios
Transformation into a small lizard

Death and instant transport to the Hell of Flesh Eating Zombie Women

…instead, being transformed into your ultimate Godself.