…I’ll never eat there again
The Doclopedia #2,683
The Day I Finally…: Opened That Wooden Box In The Attic
Idea courtesy of koboldcurrychef on Bluesky
It was a fairly small wooden box, maybe a 16 inch cube. It look like it was made out of mahogany or something. Had really nice brass fixtures and a really old style of engraved pictures on the outside. Guys fighting dragons, casting spells, shit like that. There was no lock on it, so I decided to open it.
Dave, it came flying open and it was full of teeth and a throat and a fuckin’ tongue that grabbed my arm! It would have bitten my arm off if I hadn’t shoved that bigass flashlight of grandpa’s down it’s throat. While it was gagging, I hauled ass down the stairs and shut and locked the door! It banged around up there for about 15 minutes, then everything got quiet.
I don’t know what it is, cuz, but we need to kill it somehow.
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