The Rare And Beautiful Orange Pygmy Skunk Of Potawango Island

…very cute, but stinky

The Doclopedia #2,684

Bad Cats: Squeaky

Breed:
Orange Tabby

Offenses:
Though small for her breed, this kitty is a terror in the kitchen. She has committed the following crimes.

Stole and ate an entire stuffed and roasted Cornish game hen.
Knocked over 39 glasses of various beverages in the space of 16 months
Played with and ruined a bowl of cherries
Ate 2 slices of, then fell asleep upon, a small cheese pizza
Viciously attacked a loaf of marbled rye bread

All of the above are just scratching the surface of her many crimes.

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