...spoiler: they find it The Doclopedia #2,688 Bad Cats: Andy Breed: Russian BlueOffenses: This 3 year old boy has the uncanny ability to get in the way of humans, dogs, other cats, even livestock. He has tripped dozens of humans. He will lie upon, and hide, remote controls. Cupboard access? He blocks it. Use a … Continue reading Duke & Yoyo Go Looking For Trouble →

...he'll bite you The Doclopedia #2,687 Bad Cats: Farty Breed: American ShorthairOffenses: The farts, Lord Jesus on the Cross, the farts! When he walks into a room, animals and humans alike are gripped in terror. He may actually fall under the definition of committing crimes against humanity.

...from the June 1967 issue The Doclopedia #2,685 Bad Cats: Melvin Breed: SiameseOffenses: He has stolen roughly 144 socks, 27 pairs of women's panties, 3 jockstraps, 4 ties, and at least 3 t-shirts. In addition, he regularly goes berserk at night and tears through the house knocking things over.

...very cute, but stinky The Doclopedia #2,684 Bad Cats: SqueakyBreed: Orange TabbyOffenses: Though small for her breed, this kitty is a terror in the kitchen. She has committed the following crimes.Stole and ate an entire stuffed and roasted Cornish game hen.Knocked over 39 glasses of various beverages in the space of 16 monthsPlayed with and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Orange Pygmy Skunk Of Potawango Island →