…from the June 1967 issue
The Doclopedia #2,685
Bad Cats: Melvin
Breed: Siamese
Offenses: He has stolen roughly 144 socks, 27 pairs of women’s panties, 3 jockstraps, 4 ties, and at least 3 t-shirts. In addition, he regularly goes berserk at night and tears through the house knocking things over.
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