…it’s gonna get wild
The Doclopedia #3,124
In The Junk Drawer: A Big Spoon
“Open up you son of a…Goddamnit! What the…? A spoon? Muriel, you tell the kids that this junk drawer ain’t the place for a big damned wooden spoon! I had a hell of a time trying to get it open and…what? Hell, I don’t know. Yeah, okay, I’ll look.
Okay, yeah, it is one of those spoons your grandfather carved years ago. Yeah, sure, it’s right here on the counter. But tell the kids to be careful what they put in here, anyway.”