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The Doclopedia #2,367
Average Joes: Joe Two Bears, Trapper
NAME: Joe Two Bears
AGE: 45
LOCATION: St. Marys, Montana
DESCRIPTION: This Joe is a Native American and Montana native. He stands 6′ tall and has graying black hair and brown eyes. He lives in a small cabin about a mile outside of town, with his two dogs, Duke and Prince.
“Yep, been living up in this part of the state all my life. Had a wife and kids until I was 30, then she divorced me and went off to live down in Colorado. She was never much of a wife, but then, I was a pretty sorry excuse for a husband. I like living alone anyway. Humans tend to bug me after a few days.
I trap mostly for the government now. Fur trapping is pretty much dead anyway, so I go out and trap whatever the US Forestry & Wildlife Service tells me too. In the last few years, that’s been sasquatch, mostly. They’ve been expanding their population east, which is okay until they start popping up in towns or nears folks houses. That’s when I go trap them, so the F&W folks can tag and relocate them to places far from humans.
I’ve trapped a couple of river serpents, too. Those are easy to trap, if your trap is big enough and if you can stun them into paralysis. Believe me, brother, you don’t want a 600 pound 30 foot long snake getting loose and getting hold of you. I’m not sure what the F&W does with them, aside from putting a few on preserves or in zoos.”
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