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The Doclopedia #3,393

Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Stinking Pit

From Sebon’s Guide To Dungeons

This dungeon is a typical 3 level affair located in the ruins of Javkanthia. It has barely been explored due to the fact that it seems to be home to some of the most odiferous creatures ever known. You can expect to encounter Giant Skunks, Fart Trolls, Excrement Golems, Stink Dogs, Vomiting Slimes, and Clinging Gas Clouds, to name but a few.

Even if, via magic or devices, you avoid the stench, you’ll leave the dungeon finding it has permeated your hair, skin, and clothing. The smell takes about a week of thrice daily bathing to remove.

We recommend avoiding this dungeon.

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