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The Doclopedia #3,392

Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of Melting Flesh

“What did you not understand about the name, mate? It’s not the Dungeon Of Gentle Massage, it’s the feckin’ DUNGEON OF MELTING FLESH! As in, the flesh of your body heating up and then running like candle wax!

Oh, it doesn’t happen on the first or second level. No, those levels are pretty normal, except they seem a bit warmer than most dungeons and your skin itches a bit. The monsters don’t seem bothered by it, as you’ll see when they start attacking you.

But on the third level, it gets bloody hot! Dousing yourself with water only cools you off for a few moments and doesn’t do shyte for your now blistering skin. And the monsters are now tougher and ready for some roast adventurers.

And then you see the door to the fourth level and because yer a feckin’ idjit, you open it and now you’ve got maybe a minute before your skin starts meltin’.

So stay the hell away from that dungeon, mate.”

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