Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys

...we do have a Lorenzo . The Doclopedia #1,636 Me And My...: Gelatinous Cube . Okay, so here's the story of how I got Reggie, my pet Gelatinous Cube. We were in the Dungeon of the Demon King, not far from the entrance. We had just finished exploring the place, killing a shitload of demonkin, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys →

The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer

...mind you, I know very few worms who farm . The Doclopedia #1,633 Me And My...: Hippo . Why yes, that is a hippopotamus. She's my pal, Tina. I rescued her as a newborn baby in the Okavango Delta 5 years ago. Her mother was killed by a rogue bull about 5 minutes after giving … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer →

I’m Back

...and I hope I go another 6-7 years without needing to write that . The Doclopedia #1,631 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 401-M . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. When you get past about 250, … Continue reading I’m Back →

R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross

...our very good boy . The first iteration of Luke Skywalker Cross has exited the stage. Today at 11:30, our vet relieved Luke of his pain. Although plagued with several health problems, including slow growing carcinomas, arthritis and Cushing's Syndrome, Luke was in pretty good shape this last year, and in good spirits right up … Continue reading R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross →

The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose

...co-starring her cat, Alonzo . The Doclopedia #1,629 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 4-K . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. If Doctor Peter Denton, of York, does not get the brakes repaired on his car … Continue reading The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose →