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The Doclopedia #2,585
Old Posts, Annotated: Top Ten Lists!
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Bad New Product Ideas
10: Vegetable Goo In A Can (Tastes exactly like you think it wouls.)
9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping (Proof that Satan exists.)
8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper (No. Just no.)
7: Frozen Goat Eyes On A Stick (Here’s looking at you, kid.)
6: Sushi Flavored Toothpaste (Oh, Japan, never change.)
5: Chlorophyll Cola (Made with fresh grass.)
4: Liversicles (I will slap a motherfucker!)
3: Cream Of Mountain Oyster Soup (Oh hell no!)
2: Bunnyburgers (You dirty bastards!)
1: Skunk Milk Cheese (You can bet that this is from France.)
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