...the squirt from every orifice!The Doclopedia #3,034 The Alphabet: A Is For...Applewood Staff This is a very stout and nicely polished staff about 6.5 feet long. It is topped with a simple copper cap. It has no engravings anywhere on it.When used by someone with even basic magical ability, the staff will strike for 2-5 … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
Tag: The Alphabet
Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
...and pretty fucking scared NOTE FROM MARCH 2023: For reasons that I can't recall, I originally stopped posting the rest of this theme. Here now, the rest of it. The Doclopedia #2,386 to #2,390 The Doclopedia #2,386 The Alphabet In A Week: I...J...K...L I is for Izz Bugs, one of the largest and most annoying … Continue reading Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
No Hedgehogs In Here!
...nope, not a one The Doclopedia #2,385 The Alphabet In A Week: E...F...G...H E is for Elemental Army, an army made up of not true Elementals, but golems made from Essential fire and/or earth. They were used on Earth 351- K during the Prophet Wars in the 4th Century. Most historians agree that it Was … Continue reading No Hedgehogs In Here!
Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
...it was teenagers The Doclopedia #2,384 The Alphabet In A Week: A...B...C...D A is for Amorizaklin, a Greater Green Dragon that lives in the Scattered Hills region of Preth. Measuring 110 feet from nose to tail, and with a 140 foot wingspan, Amorizaklin is the 4th largest dragon alive. He is, by all accounts, a … Continue reading Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
The Curious Case Of The Curious Case
...yes, it was a case of cases . The Doclopedia #2,226 The Alphabet: L is for... . Lick Stones! These small pink and yellow stones are found along the northernmost banks of the Refoongo River. They have the magical property of exploding in interesting ways 10 seconds after a sapient being licks them. What form … Continue reading The Curious Case Of The Curious Case
The Locked Down, But Not Yet Stir Crazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Face Mask From The Future
...co-starring her pet monkey, Ahab . Become a Patron! The Doctor would do it! . The Doclopedia #1,942 The Alphabet #8: B Is For... . ...Biscuit Elves, by which we mean American biscuits, not British cookies. The Biscuit Elves are happy little folks who make all sorts of delicious biscuits, then leave them on … Continue reading The Locked Down, But Not Yet Stir Crazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Face Mask From The Future
Vanilla Fun Cakes
...YUM! . Become a Patron! The Doctor would do it! . The Doclopedia #1,940 The Alphabet #8: D Is For... . ...Disaster Dog, the main character in a series of children's books on Earth 2-A. Disaster Dog is a lovable mutt who lives with the Poobler family. He is drawn to look like a really … Continue reading Vanilla Fun Cakes
Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
...but she still sucks . Become a Patron! You know you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,938 The Alphabet #8: F Is For... . ...Frisky Fox, a well known figure in the furry community on Earth 1-H. This woman, possessed of quite an attractive figure, wears a form fitting red fox outfit with a very … Continue reading Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
...I have no idea how . Become a Patron! So I can stop weeping silently at night! . The Doclopedia #1,936 The Alphabet #8: H Is For... . ...Hitler's Hillbillies, a popular country band of the 1930s and 40s, on Earth 3-W. On that Earth, Adolph Hitler's parents came to the US as immigrants three … Continue reading Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
My Life Among The Flowering Plants
...and insects, lots of insects . Become a Patron! I will use it to buy ice cream! . The Doclopedia #1,934 The Alphabet #8: J Is For... . ...Jethro Troll, a very famous and popular rock & roll group on PotterEarth 5. It consists of a bass player, drummer, two guitarists, keyboard player and a … Continue reading My Life Among The Flowering Plants
Back To Doing My Thing
...no, not that thing, you pervs . Become a Patron! It will stimulate my economy! . The Doclopedia #1,932 The Alphabet #8: L Is For... . ...Lunchadores, a strange spinoff of masked Mexican wrestlers who hang out near cafes, sandwich shops and food trucks during the mid-day hours. These wrestlers, who can be male or … Continue reading Back To Doing My Thing
Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
...without Second Breakfast . Become a Patron! It's good clean fun! . The Doclopedia #1,930 The Alphabet #8: N Is For... . ...Newt People, a race of humanoid amphibians on Earth 925-J. They stand about 4 feet tall and look pretty much like newts that have been rendered anthropomorphic by magic, which is exactly what … Continue reading Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
...it's a tragedy . Become a Patron! For the good of all humankind! . The Doclopedia #1,928 The Alphabet #8: P Is For... . ...Pieboy, is a resident of our own Earth Prime. In the years 1977-1980, he was a young college student who worked at the family bakery while going to school. During his … Continue reading Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
No Zombies Yet!
...thankfully . Become a Patron! And I'll name a basset hound plushie after you . The Doclopedia #1,926 The Alphabet #8: R Is For... . ...Red Fog, a very nasty thing to encounter on Earth 88-G. Composed of hundreds of millions of bloodsucking tickwasps half the size of a grain of rice, they can drain … Continue reading No Zombies Yet!
Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
...but do you ever write or call? No, you don't . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,924 The Alphabet #8: T Is For... . ...Transformational Tommy, a comic book about a trans man and his journey. Written in a semi-autobiographical style, the 15 issue comic was heavy on humor. The author/artist, Tommy Allison, poked … Continue reading Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
...could be worse . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,922 The Alphabet #8: V Is For... . ...Velvet Warrior, an androgynous glam metal band popular on Earth 1-B for about 18 months in the late 70s. Their first album “Beware The Velvet Warrior”, had three #1 hits. They did a 9 month arena tour … Continue reading Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
Locked Down, But Not Out
...we still have food and toilet paper . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,920 The Alphabet #8: X Is For... . ...Xilk, a new miracle fabric on Earth 2-H. It feels and looks like silk, but is far tougher and fire resistant. Currently, it is also more expensive. Xilk is produced by creatures that … Continue reading Locked Down, But Not Out
This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
...it ain't beer . Dear Readers, My internet connection has been out for 3 days and California is on Covid 19 lockdown. To prevent falling further behind on Doclopedia entries, I'm switching themes to the much faster and easier old standby theme “The Alphabet.” This will be the 8th time I've done this theme, so … Continue reading This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
Wicked Flamingos Pestered My Penguins
...pink bastards! The Doclopedia #1,481 The Alphabet: Z is For...Zikritz Among the Guldiartan Dwarves, the game of Zikritz might as well be the national pastime. Everyone played it when they were young and most bet on it when they become adults. Each Dwarven clan has their own pro team and when the Zikritz Cup … Continue reading Wicked Flamingos Pestered My Penguins
Fizzy Drinks And Fuzzy Minks
...FUN! The Doclopedia #1,479 The Alphabet: Y is For...Yodeling Marmots The Yodeling Marmots of Potawango Island comprise two distinct species. The Great Gray Yodeling Marmot lives just above the tree line in the Spotoo Mountains. The average about 24 inches long and weigh between 8 and 14 pounds. They are a uniform medium gray … Continue reading Fizzy Drinks And Fuzzy Minks
Milk Bones Raining From The Sky!
...because I dropped the box The Doclopedia #1,477 The Alphabet: X is For...X Series The X series of adventure modules was published by 100 Dragon Games starting in February,1980, with “Goblin Hunt!” and finishing in August, 1981, with “Escape From Demon Mountain”. The series is widely considered the best 100 Dragon Games ever … Continue reading Milk Bones Raining From The Sky!
Isn’t It Time For Some Frivolity?
...of course it is! The Doclopedia #1,475 The Alphabet: W is For...Worms Of Prall . . On the planet Prall, located 598 light years from Earth, the most popular tourist attraction are the Worms of Prall. These enormous creatures, each measuring as much as 5 miles long, gather once a year on the … Continue reading Isn’t It Time For Some Frivolity?
Splendid Lily Had a Way With Words
...mostly naughty words . The Doclopedia #1,471 The Alphabet: U is For...Upstairs At The Regal On Noir Earth 3, the classiest nightclub in Kansas City is Upstairs At The Regal. Located on the 15th floor of the Regal Hotel, it features well stocked bars, top line entertainment and a staff that knows how to … Continue reading Splendid Lily Had a Way With Words
Whoever Invented Allergies Can Die In A Fire
...twice . . The Doclopedia #1,469 The Alphabet: T is For...Time Reversal Grenade A Time Reversal Grenade is exactly what you think it it: a small hand grenade that, when it goes off, reverses time in an approximately 75 foot wide circle. The time reversal is only 10 seconds, but that can allow you to … Continue reading Whoever Invented Allergies Can Die In A Fire
In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat
... Old Fin is a catfish The Doclopedia #1,467 The Alphabet: S is For...Sinkholes Of Mars In the Earth 3-B universe, the planet Mars is 25% larger than our Mars and has copious liquid water under the surface. In some areas, this water has built up pressure and eaten away at the soil above … Continue reading In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat
