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The Alphabet #8: B Is For…
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…Biscuit Elves, by which we mean American biscuits, not British cookies.
The Biscuit Elves are happy little folks who make all sorts of delicious biscuits, then leave them on humans kitchen table to be found just before breakfast. Sometimes they makes them for dinner.
Every Biscuit Elf has a Southern accent, except Frank, who sounds just like a Yankee and is mostly just assigned to butter duty.
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The Alphabet #8: A Is For…
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…Alonzo The Wonder Goat, an important magical creature on Earth 876-Q.
It seems that Alonzo was not only a sapient goat, he was damned smart and also a talented spellcaster. He is the creator of such spells as “Whirling Blades Of Death”, “Wall Of Shit”, “Detect Really Dangerous Stuff” and the always popular “Summon Sandwich And A Cold Beer”, among many others.
Voted Greatest Wizard 7 times, Alonzo retired at the age of 128 to live on a farm and be used as a stud.
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