…part of a series
The Doclopedia #3,036
The Alphabet: C Is For…Check Everything!
Jeez! I can’t believe you other kids are so careless. You’ll all end up dead or eaten by monsters or something!
Check under the bed!
Check the closet!
Check they the window is closed and locked and the curtain is drawn!
Check that a nightlight is on!
Check that you have a baseball bat next to your bed!
Check that your dog is sleeeping with you!
And finally, check that you have spread lots of Legos all over your floor!
Be prepared, kids, or you might be monster food!