The Trail Through The Short Forest

…we got very lost


The Doclopedia #3,048

The Alphabet: P Is For…Peeking Ducks


“Hell, I don’t know. Can ducks be perverts or spies? All I know is that people keep seeing them peeking out from behind bushes or into windows or through cracks in doors. Bobby Waters across the street there said he caught five of them looking in his ustairs window while he and his wife were screwing. Ha ha ha! I’ll bet those ducks won’t be back to see that again!

Anyway, I’ve got no idea why ducks all over the world are peeking at us. Go ask the scientists or military. And while you’re at it, ask them how come they can’t find all these damned ducks.”

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